Eric lives in london with his freind tony the invisible 6ft hamster that follows him around everywhere he goes one day eric decides that he wants a packet of Monster Munch so he says to tony.

"blargle varga bloof"

 

Tony replies with a shake of his head and then tony starts to a song and dance.

 

Eric sat there banging his hands together and a piece of drool landed on his knee as he said "yay yay yay yay"

 

Tony started to hum the Can-Can and simoueltainsly doing the dance.

 

The left corner of erics brain starts to swell with excitement as tony now began singing "On the good ship lollypop" In his scottish accent.

 

Brain fluid began dripping out of the left ear of eric, also a piece of drool landed on the left wheel of his wheelchair.

 

As Tony began singing "Go Grease Lighting" the left corner of Erics brain began to sell ever more. The excitement made eric just sit there as a turd was slowly released from his colon.

 

Tony now began singing "Its Raining Men" the thrill of this song now made eric empty his Bladder. The wet patch grew on his lap it was a mixture of his own piss and mass drool which was now coming at agallon a minute.

 

As Tony came up to the grand finale Eric couldnt Handle it and the swell on the left corner of his brain expanded and expanded until it eventualy exploded most of the brain pieces came through the skull but some of it came flying out of his left eye socket.

 

Eric was found on Friday 13th (AKA fLiDmAsS). A coincedince i think not!!!!!

 

By Harry ODonnell